American author
Life is like checkers. When you reach the top, you can move wherever you want.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
A drunken tongue tells what's on a sober mind.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
A good drinking buddy never heard the story before.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
Second-hand gold is as good as new.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
Lawyers get you out'n the kind of trouble you'd never get in if there was no lawyers.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
A lot of folks would do more prayin' if they could find a soft spot for their knees.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
Never try to drown your sorrows if she can swim.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
It's the far-off cows that wear the biggest horns.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
Weigh words, don't count 'em.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
Eagles don't catch flies.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
A sharp eye is the mother of good luck.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
It's easier to catch a horse than break him.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
Saddle your horse before sassin' the boss.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
Men and barbed wire have their good points.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
Careful is a naked man climbin' a barbwire fence.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
Experience is another word for mistakes.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
Never gamble with a man who knows both sides of the cards.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
When you scalp a man more'n once, you begin to run out of hide.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's
A year of nursin' don't equal a day of sweetheart.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's