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Surprise is a near-sighted porcupine fallin' in love with a cactus.
KEN ALSTAD
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It's harder to make a banker out of a hoss thief than a hoss thief out of a banker.
KEN ALSTAD
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A toothless dog chews careful.
KEN ALSTAD
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Brains in the head saves blisters on the feet.
KEN ALSTAD
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Some cowboys got too much tumbleweed in their blood to settle down.
KEN ALSTAD
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Some men never reach a marriageable age.
KEN ALSTAD
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Life is like checkers. When you reach the top, you can move wherever you want.
KEN ALSTAD
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Men honor men who honor their fellow men.
KEN ALSTAD
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A cowchip is paradise for a fly.
KEN ALSTAD
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A go-getter is a cowboy who forgot to hobble his horse.
KEN ALSTAD
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Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.
KEN ALSTAD
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To avoid temptation, yield.
KEN ALSTAD
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Don't point a gun at nobody you ain't willin' to shoot, if necessary.
KEN ALSTAD
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Hate is like water in a dry gulch. The longer it runs, the deeper it digs.
KEN ALSTAD
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A politician don't steal elections, he pays for 'em.
KEN ALSTAD
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Do not feed nuts to a man with no teeth.
KEN ALSTAD
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You're bound to succeed if you have ignorance and confidence.
KEN ALSTAD
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A man who looks for easy work goes to bed tired.
KEN ALSTAD
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Lawyers get you out'n the kind of trouble you'd never get in if there was no lawyers.
KEN ALSTAD
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Weigh words, don't count 'em.
KEN ALSTAD
Savvy Sayin's