WIT QUOTES III

quotations about wit


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A witty woman is a treasure; a witty beauty is a power.

GEORGE MEREDITH
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Diana of the Crossways


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Your wit is as sharp as your....um. Hmm. I dunno. Whatever you have that's sharp.

LEAVEWELLENOUGHALONE

user comments posted on slashfilm, February 1, 2016


Some of the wit is clumsy and coarse. But sometimes it takes a blunt instrument to make a point.

DAVID PARKINSON

"Catfight Review", Empire Online, March 10, 2017


The well of true wit is truth itself.

GEORGE MEREDITH

Diana of the Crossways

Tags: George Meredith


Wit is the clash and reconcilement of incongruities, the meeting of extremes round a corner.

LEIGH HUNT

Wit and Humour, Selected from the English Poets


This is that gross sort of raillery, which is so offensive in good company. And indeed there is as much difference between one sort and another, as between fair-dealing and hypocrisy; or between the genteelest wit, and the most scurrilous buffoonery. But by the freedom of conversation this illiberal kind of wit will lose its credit. For wit is its own remedy. Liberty and commerce bring it to its true standard.

ANTHONY ASHLEY COOPER, EARL OF SHAFTESBURY

Characteristicks of Men, Manners, Opinions, Times, Volume 1


The distrust of wit is the beginning of tyranny.

EDWARD ABBEY

A Voice Crying in the Wilderness

Tags: Edward Abbey


Wit is folly, unless a wise man has the keeping of it.

ENGLISH PROVERB

Tags: English proverbs


Let your wit rather serve you for a buckler to defend yourself, by a handsome reply, than the sword to wound others, though with ever so facetious reproach; remembering that a word cuts deeper than a sharper weapon, and the wound it makes is longer curing.

FRANCIS OSBORNE

Advice to a Son


We find ourselves less witty in remembering what we have said than in dreaming of what we would have said.

JEAN PETIT

attributed, Day's Collacon


Where judgment has wit to express it, there's the best orator.

WILLIAM PENN

Some Fruits of Solitude

Tags: William Penn


There is no quality of the mind, or of the body, that so instantaneously and irresistibly captivates, as wit. An elegant writer has observed that wit may do very well for a mistress, but that he should prefer reason for a wife. He that deserts the latter, and gives himself up entirely to the guidance of the former, will certainly fall into many pitfalls and quagmires, like him who walks by flashes of lightning, rather than the steady beams of the sun.

CHARLES CALEB COLTON

Lacon

Tags: Charles Caleb Colton


For we seldom admire the wit, when we dislike the man.

JEREMIAH SEED

Discourses on Several Important Subjects


Wit, like the Belly, if it be not fed,
Will starve the Members, and distract the Head.

DANIEL DEFOE

A Second Volume of the Writings of the Author of The True-born Englishman

Tags: Daniel Defoe


Wit beyond measure is man's greatest treasure.

J. K. ROWLING

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Tags: J. K. Rowling


Men of superior vivacity and wit, when they take a wrong turn, are generally worse than other men: because wit, consisting in a lively representation of ideas assembled together, gives every sensible object those heightening touches, and that striking imagery, which is unknown to men of slower apprehensions: wit being to sensible objects, what light is to bodies; it does not merely show them as they are in themselves: it gives an adventitious colour, which is not a property inherent in them: it lends them beauties which are not their own.

JEREMIAH SEED

Discourses on Several Important Subjects


Don't put too fine a point to your wit for fear it should get blunted.

MIGUEL DE CERVANTES

The Little Gypsy

Tags: Miguel de Cervantes


Make the doors upon a woman's wit and it will out at the casement; shut that and 'twill out at the key-hole; stop that, 'twill fly with the smoke out at the chimney.

WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE

As You Like It


Wit is well-bred insolence.

ARISTOTLE

Rhetoric

Tags: Aristotle


Wit appreciates wit.

COELIUS

attributed, Day's Collacon