conservative political commentator (1951- )
We need to shut down this Gitmo prison? Well, don't shut it down -- we just need to start an advertising campaign. We need to call it, "Gitmo, the Muslim resort." Any resort that treated people like this would have ads all over the New York Times trying to get people to come down and visit for some R&R, for some rest and relaxation.
RUSH LIMBAUGH
The Rush Limbaugh Show, June 14, 2005
The NFL all too often looks like a game between the Bloods and the Crips without any weapons. There, I said it.
RUSH LIMBAUGH
The Rush Limbaugh Show, January 19, 2007
I'm all for education. Education ideally happens every moment of the day for people. Education is something that should never stop. The Limbaugh Institute, there are no graduates and no degrees 'cause the learning never stops here. You know, education's a pretty big umbrella.
RUSH LIMBAUGH
"Pearls of Wisdom", February 16, 2015
Net neutrality would require that every search engine produce an equal number of results that satisfy every disagreement about [every] issue.... Just think of it as Fairness Doctrine for the Internet. I'm not making this up.
RUSH LIMBAUGH
The Rush Limbaugh Show, March 16, 2010
Militant feminists are pro?choice because it's their ultimate avenue of power over men. And believe me, to them it is a question of power. It is their attempt to impose their will on the rest of society, particularly on men.
RUSH LIMBAUGH
The Way Things Ought to Be
The real issue, in a democracy, is whether the citizens had such an opportunity. They did not. Until deregulation, and the explosion of free speech thanks to courageous talk-show hosts such as myself, "the Godzilla of Talk Radio," nobody even knew about it.
RUSH LIMBAUGH
See, I Told You So
The only way liberals win national elections is by pretending they're not liberals.
RUSH LIMBAUGH
"35 Undeniable Truths of Life"
At some point this blackmail has got to be stopped, and blackmail is what this is. The media and the Democrats threatening the Republicans: if you don't pass this bill the way we want, we're gonna blame you for the shutdown of the department or the shutdown of the government. That's blackmail.
RUSH LIMBAUGH
The Rush Limbaugh Show, February 16, 2015
Holocaust? Ninety million Indians? Only four million left? They all have casinos -- what's to complain about?
RUSH LIMBAUGH
The Rush Limbaugh Show, September 25, 2009
Now, what is the left's worldview in general? What is it? If you had to attach not a philosophy but an attitude to a leftist worldview, it's one of pessimism and darkness, sadness. They're never happy, are they? They're always angry about something. No matter what they get, they're always angry.
RUSH LIMBAUGH
The Rush Limbaugh Show, August 12, 2014
You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.
RUSH LIMBAUGH
attributed, Embarrassingly Blind: Finding the Elephant in the Room
"Well, Rush, look what happened? 9/11 happened, and we didn't know it in advance. That's right, we got hit, we got hit big time. We need a new agency to make sure it doesn't happen again, Rush." And that was the excuse for starting Department of Homeland Security. The government grows and grows and grows and grows, and what do we get? Little old ladies wanded, scanned for bombs and weapons under their skirts next to the incontinence diapers. A bunch safer.
RUSH LIMBAUGH
The Rush Limbaugh Show, February 16, 2015
The Republican establishment has decided they don't want any part of conservatism, and this is really not new. People surprise to hear this. But the republican party formative event of conservativism is Goldwater's landslide defeat. That's what they think of when they think "conservative". They don't think Reagan. They think Goldwater. They believe what the inside-the-Beltway philosophy is about conservatives: they're racist, sexist, bigot, homophobe, Southern hayseed hicks. They're pro-lifers, they're embarrassing to have to go to convention with them, and they're just embarrassed to have those kind of people in the party.
RUSH LIMBAUGH
"On the Record w/ Greta Van Susteren", Fox News, December 15, 2011
The difference between Los Angeles and yogurt is that yogurt comes with less fruit.
RUSH LIMBAUGH
attributed, 1001 Greatest Things Ever Said about California
You could afford your house without your government if it weren't for your government.
RUSH LIMBAUGH
"35 Undeniable Truths of Life"
Feminazis have adopted abortion as a kind of sacrament for their religion/politics of alienation and bitterness.
RUSH LIMBAUGH
The Way Things Ought to Be