COFFEE QUOTES IV

quotations about coffee

Coffee quote

To many people, decaffeinated coffee is like a car without an engine--it might look good on the surface, but it won't get you where you want to go.

SUSAN GILBERT

The Complete Idiot's Guide to Starting And Running A Coffeebar


The powers of a man's mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks.

SIR JAMES MACKINTOSH

attributed, Chicken Soup for the Coffee Lover's Soul


Coffee comes in five descending stages: Coffee, Java, Jamoke, Joe, and Carbon Remover.

ROBERT A. HEINLEIN

Glory Road


The aroma of coffee is a return to and a bringing back of first things because it is the offspring of the primordial. It's a journey, begun thousands of years ago, that still goes on.

MAHMOUD DARWISH

Memory for Forgetfulness


I used to
Make love.
Now I
Make coffee.

CHOCOLATE WATERS

"I Used To"


Coffee is the world's most valuable trading commodity after oil.

ANTONY WILD

Coffee: A Dark History


The drinking of coffee is an absolute sin! Our Glorious Prophet did not partake of coffee because he knew it dulled the intellect, caused ulcers, hernia and sterility; he understood that coffee was nothing but the Devil's ruse.

ORHAN PAMUK

My Name is Red


I should also note that if coffee does not prevent or inhibit sleep, it will stimulate dream projections, and also aid you in bringing the critical faculties into the dream state.

JANE ROBERTS

The Early Sessions


Coffee in England is just toasted milk.

CHRISTOPHER FRY

New York Post, Nov. 29, 1962


Sometimes I look forward to going to bed at night because I know that when I wake up, I get coffee.

ANONYMOUS


Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee?

ALBERT CAMUS

attributed, The Paradox of Choice


People love coffee because of its two-fold effect--the pleasurable sensation and the increased efficiency it produces.

WILLIAM HARRISON UKERS

All About Coffee


When my coffee is gone, so is my motivation.

JAROD KINTZ

Seriously Delirious


Come here you big, beautiful cup of coffee and lie to me about how much we're going to get done today.

ANONYMOUS


Starbuck's is going to start selling instant coffee. This is for people who want the quality of Sanka, but want to pay the high Starbuck's price.

JAY LENO

The Tonight Show, October 2, 2009


I want someone to look at me the way I look at coffee.

ANONYMOUS


Coffee: the finest organic suspension ever devised. It's got me through the worst of the last three years. I beat the Borg with it.

CAPTAIN JANEWAY

"Hunters,", Star Trek: Voyager


Coffee helps me maintain my "never killed anyone streak".

ANONYMOUS


Decaffeinated coffee is kind of like kissing your sister.

BOB IRWIN

attributed, 12 Cups of Coffee


As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?

CASSANDRA CLARE

City of Ashes