BEARD QUOTES II

quotations about beards

For me, the great problem growing up in England was that I had a very narrow concept of what god can be, and it was damn close to an old man with a beard.

JOHN CLEESE

The Gospel According to John Cleese


Jimmy wearing a beard is like Beth wearing one of her big, black, shapeless sweaters that covers her butt. But she's not wearing one of those sweaters tonight. She's wearing her Goldie Hawn dress, and Jimmy's wearing a beard. Interesting.

LISA GENOVA

Love Anthony


Mendham was a cadaverous man with a magnificent beard. He looked, indeed, as though he had run to beard as a mustard plant does to seed.

H.G. WELLS

The Wonderful Visit


Ere on thy chin the springing beard began
To spread a doubtful down, and promise man.

MATTHEW PRIOR

An Ode to the Memory of the Honourable Colonel George Villiers


Growing a beard is like undertaking a flight. First you have the idea which you dare not reveal to a soul. You feel that there will be wide open spaces you cannot cover. If it fails, have you the courage to face the condescending pity which people have for failures? If it succeeds, have you the endurance to be pleasant to everyone who asks why you did it?

SIR FRANCIS CHICHESTER

Lonely Sea and Sky


This beard is like a winter night, long, dark, and cold.

GEORGE LAMB

New Arabian Nights Entertainments


Now I know the difference between a father's rough beard and a young man's untried bristles.

STEVEN CHOPADE

attributed, goodreads


'Tis merry in hall
Where beards wag all.

THOMAS TUSSER

Hundred Points of Good Husbandry


A goatee is to beards what diamonds are to ornaments.

PAWAN MISHRA

Coinman: An Untold Conspiracy


The only reason to shave your beard is the joy of growing it again.

ANONYMOUS


Alas, poor chin! many a wart is richer.

WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE

Troilus and Cressida


Beards are, like tusks or antlers, secondary sexual characters but, unlike these, they are not much use for intra-specific combat.

RICHARD M. WILSON

"On Beards", New Scientist, January 21, 1982


The abundance of beards in periods of social unrest, times of revolt or upheaval, should be noted. It's the handiest way people have of making themselves mysterious.

MIKHAIL SEBASTIAN

For Two Thousand Years


Any man can start a beard. A true man never finishes one.

ANONYMOUS


His beard is like an old mop; he shall be called Grisly-beard.

JACOB & WILHELM GRIMM

"King Grisley-Beard"


You may wear, if you choose, a beard pick-a-devant,
A beard like a hammer, or jagg'd like a saw--
A beard call'd "cathedral," and shaped like a tile,
Which the widow in Hudibras served to beguile.
A beard like a dagger--nay, don't be afraid--
A beard like a bodkin, a beard like a spade;
A beard like a sugar-loaf, beard like a fork,
A beard like a Hebrew, a beard like a Turk.
Any one of these beards may be yours if you list--
According to fancy you trim it or twist.
As to colour, that matters, I ween, not a pin--
But a bushy black beard is the surest to win.

THOMAS CAMPBELL

"The Ballad of the Beard"


Unless you're in an early seventies-era Eagles cover band, a founding member of a religious cult, or sleeping under a bridge in Seattle, lose the beard and get a haircut. Power doesn't have time for any form of hirsute hipster self expression.

ARI GOLD

The Gold Standard: Rules to Rule By


Lord, I could not endure a husband with a beard on his face: I had rather lie in the wollen.

WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE

Much Ado About Nothing


It's always the same: if someone is against convention his only way of attacking it is by creating another convention, so that when most people are clean-shaven he grows a beard, and when beards are worn he shaves his off. He's merely changing from one convention to another.

JORGE LUIS BORGES

Jorge Luis Borges: Conversations


If you think that to grow a beard is to acquire wisdom, a goat is at once a complete Plato.

LUCIAN

Greek Anthology