ANONYMOUS QUOTES IV

Tomorrow (noun): a mystical land where 99% of all human productivity, motivation and achievement is stored.

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We are young only once, after that we need some other excuse.

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A hypocrite is one who sets good examples only when he has an audience.

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Grandmas never run out of hugs or cookies.

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Vacation: a period of travel and relaxation when you take twice the clothes and half the money you need.

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A smile is the light in the window of your face that tells people you're home.

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Cinderella is proof that a new pair of shoes can change your life.

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Teamwork is essential -- it allows you to blame someone else.

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The hurrier I go, the behinder I get.

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Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records.

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The day the power of love overrules the love of power, the world will know peace.

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Is "UGH" an emotion? Because I feel it all the time.

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My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.

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A river cuts through rock, not because of its power, but because of its persistence.

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Anyone who takes the time to be kind is beautiful.

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Don't lend money to friends -- it causes amnesia.

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I like rumors. I find out so much about me that I didn't even know!

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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

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A teenager is someone who is well prepared for a zombie attack but not ready for tomorrow's math test.

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Everyone is a reader.... Some just haven't found their book yet.

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